Tuesday, January 13, 2009

MY HOMIES RULE TOO: Livingroom Johnston

Livingroom Johnston is the alchemist of verbal and visual transmutations. Like his power animal, Ganesh the infinite bounty of nature who swallows the sorrows of the Universe and protects the world, Livingroom Johnston is the playful omen of prosperity and spiritual progress. Livingroom Johnston is also a pro-skater pioneer who in 1991 graced the cover of Transworld Skateboard magazine and has received sponsorships by SHUT Skates, Spitfire Wheels, Venture Trucks and Skate NYC skateboard and accessory shop and has been featured in Mass Appeal, Complex, YRB, Format, TRACE, among others. The man with a heART of gold, this native New Yorker has touched many with his mystic magic world of dancing elephants, melting rolex watches, afternoon drinks in the park, white-on-black strokes demonstrating the infinite possibilities of creativity in many worlds at once. Look out for new Lichiban x Livingroom collabos in 09!

LIVINGROOM JOHNSTON ///////////////////////////////
renaissance man, poet/ writer/ painter/ pro-skater, miracle man, the now, the magnum opus, the physical manifestation of the Philosopher Stone.

WHAT DO YOU DO? Write books and paint and enjoy life.
WHERE DO YOU CALL IT HOME? The world within.
TRUE BEAUTY IS… Livingroom Johnston.
BEATS… something Livingroom Johnston doesn’t give mind too.
TRUE SEXY IS… Livingroom Johnston.
MUSIC IS MY… bitch.
ART DOES NOT… mean one should ask for it for free. Or try and hoodwink folks to participate in lucrative events wherein finance, (as a gesture of appreciation), is not given the artist – in exact proportion to service rendered.
MY NIGHTS ARE… wild like Hunter S. Thompson with Brown skin.
THESE 3 TURN ME ON… Money, Pussy and mirrors.
SELF-KNOWLEDGE … is Livingroom Johnston.
ENOUGH OF … Livingroom Johnston then start again and fill up from more Livingroom Johnston.
MY CREATIVITY IS… the physical manifestation of Gold.
TRUE POWER IS… Livingroom Johnston.
LIFE CAN BE THE... experience that one learns from or a bitch, when one is not deliberately creating.
I DREAM OF... creating Livingroom Johnston’s days.
TO LOVE IS TO… know Livingroom Johnston.
I'VE GOT FLOW BECAUSE…. I AM the physical manifestation of Gold.
THE WOMAN OF THE FUTURE… is going to do whatever it is they will to do.
WHERE CAN WE REACH YOU? just think hard enough.
SHOUTOUTS? Shout out to all who support the life of Livingroom Johnston.

Livingroom's exclusive set of handmade novels are available for $20.00 each... $100.00 entire set. livingroomjohnston@yahoo.com they are delivered in a special secret way!" Don't miss out, these prized items will be one to show off to your grandchildren. Also check his new hardbound book "I Don't Want To Think About It Right Now" here.

[photos: courtesy of Amir Ebrahimi at amirnyc.com]


FLY LADY DI said...

lol! fantastic. love his answers (hee hee)

Samantha said...

ooooh this was tight!

Kholi said...

i like. a lot.